kay so there’s this really hot guy that lives alone across the street from my house and he’s mowing his lawn shirtless
dinner and a show ;)
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
how many people unfollowed you because of this
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
OH MY GOD, i thought she had red trousers on the dog somehow ripped her body in half.
christ i forgot about this fucking movie
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!
The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :P
I love you
This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now
this will always be my favorite post
me all the time
I lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this.
I’m so glad that I’m not the only one.
is egg porn frowned upon